In Honey, I shrunk our playlist, I have decided to mine pop culture as my own reservoir of exophonic poetry. Top of the Pops, also known as TOTP, is a British music chart television programme, made by the BBC and originally broadcast weekly between 1 January 1964 and 30 July 2006. Each weekly programme consisted of performances from some of that week’s best-selling popular music artists, with a rundown of that week’s singles chart. Like haikus, the altered lyrics are easy to remember, easy to imitate, and although they can seen by some of you, and here I quote the reactions that the following work elicited in Tel Aviv, as an eternal reiteration of disappointment, a dance washout (my translation), scornful whispers and let it beef. During the first listening this mash-up is a defeat of the listener’s expectation as a kind of cognitive dissonance measured against his own absent emotional equivalents. It was commissioned by Eran Hadas for the show he curated in the Design Museum of Holon, Israel, in May 2016.